|"And the Seattle Mariners are world champions of baseball!"|
ESPN Replaces Chris Berman with Howler Monkey
|Focus groups preferred the primate's guttural moans to Berman's obtuse references and paragraph-length nicknames.|
Joe Buck to Fan, "Hi Mom!"
|Mrs. Buck says she finds her son "watchable" and "not so smug if you turn the volume low."|
Middle School Basketball Game Brought to You By Insecurities
|Co-sponsored by hormones and desperation|