Monday, February 14, 2011

Headlines Vol. 5: Baseball

John Kruk Receives Lifetime Achievement Award from Golden Corral
"I've never seen anyone do those kinds of things to food," a spokesperson for the buffet chain said.


Websight's Baiseball Editor Ou)t Sick
Dave, PLEASE REMEMBER TO WRITE A CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO


Is that Pat Burrell Hitting on your Sister?
Visual evidence appears to confirm that the veteran slugger is indeed whispering sweet nothings in your sister's ear.


Pirates Lose Intersquad Scrimmage
The ill-conceived thought project of manager Clint Hurdle resulted in 47 errors and two casualties.


Man atop Seattle Space Needle Shouts "This is Mariner's Baseball" Before Plummeting 520 Feet to his Death
The man's obituary noted his passion for excessively poignant, highly symbolic cultural commentary.



Grandpa Still Trying to Convince You That He Played Some Minor League Ball

What's that Grandpa? You struck out Stan Musial? Sure you did.

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