Friday, February 11, 2011

Athletes: What are they thinking? Vol. 4 (Basketball)

Ray Allen: "They call me Milwaukee's Best, because I'm light, bubbly and I finish smooth."Mascot: "I want to drink you."
Patrick Ewing: "My goodness! Old Spice antiperspirant really does protect against sweat, even in the most stressful situations. Kevin, I think you and I agree, if it's not Old Spice it's simply not the best."
John Stockton: "YES! YES! YES! HALL AND MOTHERFUCKIN' OATES ARE IN THE SLC TONIGHT!"
Carmelo Anthony: "I enjoy pondering life's imponderables."
Shaq: "I'm happy to be inside the esophageal tract of the Kool Aid Man!"


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