Meet Slug Wars, indisputable evidence that America's time as a world superpower is coming to an end. Imagine this: You're at a slumber party and the homoerotic tension is reaching a boiling point. How do release some of the pressure before this thing turns into a full-blown, man-on-man Roman orgy like last week? Quick: everyone go head first into your sleeping bag and start rubbing up against one another!
Most Commonly Seen In: sheds, basements, truck stops.
Rules and Regulations: As the video clip demonstrates, referees must wear paraphernalia from Duke, Harvard, or a university of equivalent douchiness.
Similar Sports: butterfly battles, centipede sieges, anal trampoline.
Famous Quotes: "Will is on top...Will...is...on...top!" (3:55 in the video).
Interesting Fact: The Bruge Brothers, who directed the above segment, also helped produce Oscar favorite Black Swan.