Meet Indian Gymnastics. It's like regular gymnastics but the participants are Indian, and there's a humping pole.
American equivalent: Competitive strip-tease.
Interesting fact: Indian Gymnastics League commissioner Rajindah Goodell routinely suspends or fines players who wear too much clothing.
Most commonly seen in: North India, South India, Middle India (Bombay's premier Lord-of-the-Rings-themed gentleman's club)
Honestly, these are some of the greatest athletic feats I've ever seen.